Thursday, February 19, 2009

One Hundred and Five, freshman arent people

Its true. Anyway...

Hi guys! I'm all atwitter at the moment. Ian got stuck in a giant blender on the way home so I'm writing the post, I being Maggie. ANyway it is UPDATE TIME OKAY LET'S GO

So today, stuff happened. It was this stuff:

In the morning, everyone was still thinking about Tron. Ryan and Goats keep kissing like in the movies. There were winning titles such as "Space Camping", "Ro-Ad Trip", "That's More Dots than I can Handle", and, of course, "Frankie Goes to Bollywood." Fourth period our favorite Freshman, Cat Nip or Something, came in. He LOVES lego star wars! Cary is still the best interviewer in the world, but with delving questions like "how come all the lights look the same?", who could be surprised? The words 'comics' and 'comments' sound the same and once you confuse someone with that kind of shit there are all kinds of fuck-ups to follow. Regardless, I wouldn't show anyone mine for like an hour, and received much walloping for it. The meaning of JB pride was discussed, and people got, like, PISSED about it. Laura and I are married, but I am dating Carly. Hence, I am a player. Please- recognize. Chet designed a shitty robutt (robot-butt). Everyone knows a robutt requires three anuses. Pfft. There was a fly on Ian's backwards penis, and we spoke of Greased Lightning. Chaz returned. I think he's been at the doctor this whole time...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

who said i should date the hamburgler? also, Cary asks much more important questions then just about lights. for example, something about a birthday party for a cheese doodle.
is it still snowing out guys? i can't see out my window.


ancuret.
what HCD slurs when he's too wasted to speak clearly. in proper language it would be "i can cure it."

c0nn3r h3ndrick said...

Witty doctor comment FTW