There hasnt been a timely picture in some time. Hrm.
AWOTD: Lumberjacket – a jacket, worn primarily by women, used to shroud their actual heft in mystery. Used in a sentence: "Is Brie fat? Its hard to tell when she wears that lumberjacket"
Notes: There are some things in this world that, when boiled long enough, reduce to their single, original form. AV does not reduce in this fashion. AV reduces much like popcorn – boil it all you want, it's just going to turn into several kernals of burnt stuff. There is not one thing, theme, or joke that labels AV. We all talk so fast, and often rather loud, that remembering jokes that had us on the floor only 2 days prior is nearly impossible. We're also very dumb. Even these recaps only serve to highlight those things i could remember. Two days from now, will i remember saying "CathyBoots" about 400 times in a row, just to taunt Boots? Probably not.
Isa had her hair did. Carina wasn't carnice-a, she was carmeana. Kendall is getting rather...grabby. I abused the Epic Brit voice. Carly is more threatening than Maggie, but we all knew that. Did everyone get their Isa trading cards? There were Rude hearts. Katii's new tattoo is here, and it wins all the prizes, even the giant teddy bear. There was another adventure, another journey in the B-Haul. Maggie missed me falling flat on my assback, but then Dylan and I had a mandate – dinner and a show. His hand brushed against mine.
We all have needs...look away.
5 comments:
YAY TATTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im so happy that i got a teddy bear. i always wanted one!!!
and mandate??!
NICE
I'M COMMENTING BECAUSE I HAVEN'T IN A BUNCH OF DAYS.
there was a lot of buttsex today, too, that you didn't include.
OKAY BYE.
slypere
a sly sphere.
obviously.
also, Isa slipped in pee. that's the only reason she gets to be in the blog. other then that she's just boring and does work nowadays.
inust.
thats quite gay. it must be the gayest musical EVER.
"graphical homo-eroticism"
"OHH NO!!! ITS SET IN THE 80's!"
WHAT!?!?!
I MISSED YOU FALLING ON YOUR ASSBACK (what is an assback? why didn't i notice such a thing during the raping?) SO THAT I COULD STUDY FOR MATH!?!?!!
I'VE NEVER BEEN ANGRIER AT MATH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
allyped: like a biped, but instead of two legs, it has ally legs. that many.
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