Monday, October 20, 2008

Thirty-Five, vengence be thy name...

AWOTD 1: Sneakypuss : Noun : Alicia's spiderman tattoo on her leg.

AWOTD 1: Swapner : Noun : One who glows in the water

Notes: Exa had a rough day, and there is no solid evidence that she survived it. Carly and I played the alphabet game, didn't make it past E. Isa wrote a paper that made me sound like a 70's english rock star. It was damn cold in AV. Casey gave my sandwich lusty looks. Alicia learned something about power door locks. Frankie's mom, and by association, James' mom, cuts a mean apple. Carina got a new button. Like most gingers, Bob can't feel temperature. We learned of Maggie's affinity for sea life, even if she doesn't win any prizes for fish identification. Chet knows a significant amount about octapie, even if we cant hear him over Maggie. Ali and Izz stopped by. Jack Handey is still pertinent. Wally rocked AV. Sam put in mad hard work, though it meant i had to hear his 'girlfriend voice'. Katii died when her rocket collided with a cheeseteroid.

20 comments:

maggie said...

these notes... they were the best notes that ever did note.

wally would like to say how much he appreciated high class doctor, and also that the eyes you drew, ian, looked like tits.


mytfcl

mystical falcons.

Bob said...

I can feel temperature, you know. Just in the extremes like your cold, cold heart, for example.

Also, I cannot believe you neglected to highlight the creation of Ilene's Secret and you measuring women making dinosaur noises.

Rachel said...

Ilenes secret was not on the notes, and i am thoroughly disappointed. I guess Ian just doesn't want us all to know that its really his store. as he grumbles and fits women for bras. I think actually at one point you told someone that your store also sold panties.. i overheard it but just didn't say anything.

damn it was freaking cold today.

cychy

sea chee ..

Gandry said...

Notice how the two short people had similar complaints? Perhaps your internet is too high for you to see? Its right there on the board...Ilene's secret. Don't need to note it.

James said...

today.

today was a win.

a better Monday than the usual.
go figure.

martgnkh

mariocart gnkh.

katiiiii said...

i like cheese.
this works fine.



and i probably approve of alicia's tattoo.
so being home probably sucked ):

Alicia Verity said...

PDL STANDS FOR PERFERATED LEATHER. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IT STANDS FOR POWER DOOR LOCK. AND PW STANDS FOR PISS WATER. OBVI.
....and i learned techy stuff today.
like how you cant rip apart audio crap. because then it cuts out part of speeeeeeeech.
like your pants.

and ....TATTIES.
....and gingers can feel temperature. i used to be a ginger (a fake one, but still) and...temperature was not an issue.

MUSCULAR JIZZTROPHY.
and...FIELD HOCKEY SENIOR NIGHT ON WEDNESDAY. BE THERE OR BE PANTSED.

Rachel said...

OMG IAN NEW PICTURE PLEASE!
its legit looking into my soul with dirty thoughts.
creepo.

and no more muscular jizztrophy alicia!! it will be gone after the 25th.

bgaax

big ax

Alicia Verity said...

rachel, muscular jizztrophy lives on forever.
because you may not have it...but SOMEBODY will.

and theres ANOTHER preggers. so isa and i are going to go condom shopping, or just hit up planned parenthood and throw condoms at people in school.

low class doc said...

I could comment on today’s notes.

However, that may end in some horrible form of the common cold, resulting in a plague, then we would all die.

It would be horrific.
I bet high class Doctor would know how to cure an epidemic of such proportion.
Curse him and his vast knowledge medical science.

Anonymous said...

The cure for that is a sexy martini party, which none of my wives and all of my mistresses will attend.

Anonymous said...

so, Ian, i believe that your meeting tomorrow may need to be canceled.
but actually not because i think i have to go get guided so i can go to college.
but this can't even wait for tomorrow so i'm telling you right now on here.
apparently person c and person b repeated a certain negative act today before sixth period. i was informed of this by an anonymous source. winkwink.
i wonder how our dear darling person a feels about that.
and how person d feels about all of the above.
and i've decided that person e is my favourite of all those letters, which is funny because originally said letter was my least favourite.
oh well.


also, you forgot to mention that apparently, certain people really regret not getting me when they had the chance, even though their girlfriends are pregnant. now that's what i call a successful day.



and on the subject of Carina's button: i'm the one who told you that she needed one and that it was an emergency. i get special credit.


pwgpqfe

i imagine this to be something like a parfait.

low class doc said...

May I attend?

I'll bring the unemployed hooker from 32nd street.

James said...

everybody likes parfait

lolwgawe

lol and gawe

Anonymous said...

I don't know if we have space to park your ambulance. Also, your filth scares me.

low class doc said...

Fine. Rich bastard.

Anonymous said...

high class doctor, please stop being so elitist! that's not very nice! we're all friends here, durrrrr. we only are mean to LAME people. ((ex: a, b, c...))
duh.


whypbjt

why,poor bit james t?

yeah, you know it.

Anonymous said...

Ian, can you please change the poll so that one of the options is about how much Frankie loves me?


sjjtka.

James said...

my name is james t !

eqpdcxz

equi-padded cockz


weird.

Anonymous said...

i think low class doc is evan streams